From: BlueCollarMen@yahoogroups.com on behalf of KBJs [h_drakensis33@yahoo.com] Sent: Saturday, June 11, 2005 2:13 PM To: michael hicks Subject: [BlueCollarMen] Bumper stickers as seen 'around the world' -- No. 55 is my FaV...! ;-p Number 55 is my favourite! However, nos. 31 - 33, 54, 57 & 60 are good, too. Alas, too many hereabouts have taken no. 37 to heart! *** Bumper Stickers seen around the world: 01. Constipated People Don't Give a Shit 02. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself 03. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People 04. Who Lit the Fuse On YOUR Tampon? 05. If you Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut 06. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite to Point 07. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better! 08. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant 09. Thank You For Pot Smoking 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing 11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings" 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer 14. Horn Broken...Watch For Finger 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Boogie 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home 19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway 26. Illiterate? Write For Help 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off 28. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit 30. I Refuse To Have a Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket? 34. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong 35. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 36. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over (Seen Upside Down,On A Jeep) 37. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph 38. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? 39. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One 40. Ax Me About Ebonics 41. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel 42. Boldly Going Nowhere 43. Cat: The Other Other White Meat 44. Caution: Driver Legally Blonde!!! 45. Don't Be A Sexist - Broads Hate That 46. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 47. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window 48. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? 49. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets 50. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch 51. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! 52. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom 53. Grow Your Own Dope --- Plant A Man 54. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets 55. Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them 56. I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke 57. WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship 58. BEER: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore 59. So You're A Feminist... Isn't That Precious 60. I Need Someone Really Bad... Are You Really Bad? 61. Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder. Forward to a friend. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BlueCollarMen BlueCollarMen - where every day is Labor Day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links a.. To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BlueCollarMen/ b.. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: BlueCollarMen-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com c.. Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.