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                  Denise's random thoughts on the passing scene

Uh, yep, that's me in the picture.  It doesn't really do me justice though -- I
was standing in the center at the time when I heard "click whirr click whirr
click whirr..."  Rob never did get the hang of that full-auto shutter feature.
(The whole roll looks exactly like this.)

Click on the image to see another photo of me.

Hold the door for me, honey

I have decreed that this home page will say "Denise & Rob" from now on instead
of "Rob & Denise."  My husband forgot that it's ladies first.  Tell me if he
failed to change all of the references.

I would like to thank the nice person who noticed my husband didn't fix it so I
am always listed first.  Rob told me he forgot to change a "meta" string which
appears on each page.  How naughty!  I sent him to South Carolina for six
months as punishment, and I think I am going to go to Texas and Italy for a
couple of months just to rub it in.  Let that be a lesson to you!

Earth Day Celebration

I've chosen to celebrate Earth Day by switching from CFC-laden hair sprays.
Now I only use alcohol-laden hair sprays.  And as an extra added bonus, the
days seem to go by sooooo much quicker!  (What?  Tuesday already?)

Mottos du jour

Denise poses for the '96 SIC yearbook!
My husband thinks our cats are all hardware and no software.  But the kitties
and I know the truth...
-- Denise

I think it's a good day when I don't start off a meeting with "you bastards..."
-- Denise

Rob worships the ground I walk on.  He doesn't mention it because I told him
not to tell anybody, but I don't mind telling you myself.
-- Denise

Life is just one undocumented feature after another.
-- Denise

"I don't have the time every day to put on makeup.  I need that time to clean
my rifle."
-- Henriette Mantel

"Marrying your opponent is sometimes good strategy, but still no guarantee that
you'll ever win the game"
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

"If you don't want to communicate, for God's sake shut up!"
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

"You can never discard too many bad ideas."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women.  Chief among them is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible."
-- P.J. O'Rourke

"Bees ring nor see red."
-- an anagram of Denise's name

"See beer, so rend ring."
-- an anagram of Denise's name

"Song bees err; end ire"
-- an anagram of Denise's name

Words I thought up all by myself

I thought these up on Monday, 1 April 1996.  Jeez, that was a long week.

  * scrippets: (noun) scraps & snippets, as in "my desk is littered with
    scrippets of data."

  * technolyze: (verb) to analyze technology, as in "let's technolyze a network
    solution."

I thought this one up on Wednesday, 4 September 1996:

  * slobber dot: (noun) the graphical mark made on a shirt by your drool.

The 'Bewitched' TV show

Okay, I'm revealing my age when I say I liked Elizabeth Montgomery on the
'Bewitched' show.  Rob found me these interesting graphics.  He even pasted the
theme music onto my own little page here for people who use Internet Explorer.
Rob's such a sweetie!
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Kitties!

Look what Rob posted on my page!  A photo of our kitties!

The gray kittie is called "gray poupon."  Rob named him that because, and I
quote, "he has a little gray poo-pan and he dumps little gray" -- you get the
idea.  He's completely gray except for a tiny white tuft on the center of his
chest (you can see it in the photo), and a tiny white tuft on the very tip of
his tail.  It almost looks like a piece of white yarn goes right through him!
Rob rescued him from the pound in 1990 at only four weeks old.

The white kittie is called "white kittie" because, well, he's white.  I rescued
him from Rob's brother Brian (Hi Brian!) last year at about 4-5 years old.
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