From: Ronnie Vaughn [rvaughn25@home.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 5:38 AM
To: Renee & Jesse
Subject: Do you know the difference.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
 >A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 >Q. Why do women call it PMS?
 >A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
 >
 >Q. What's a mixed feeling?
 >A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
 >
 >Q. What's the height of conceit?
 >A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
 >
 >Q. What's the definition of macho?
 >A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
 >
 >Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
 >A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
 >
 >Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
 >A. Because it's worth it.
 >
 >Q. What is a Yankee?
 >A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
 >
 >Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
 >A. They both like a tight seal.
 >
 >Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
 >A. About three inches.
 >
 >Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
 >A. Well-hung.
 >
 >Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
 >A. The grip.
 >
 >Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
 >A: 45 lbs.
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 >Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
 >A: 45 minutes
 >
 >Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
 >A: Breasts don't have eyes.
 >
 >Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
 >A: The swallow.
 >
 >Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
 >A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
 >
 >Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
 >A. They don't have balls to scratch.



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