Lisa
Smith
CMC
Mortgage
Phone
913-236-1000 Ext
2255
Fax
913-236-1089
E-mail
LSmith@cmcmortgage.com
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Subject: [*** SPAM ***] - Fw: You will love
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sowards" <christina_sowards@hotmail.com>
Date:
Subject: You will
love this!
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Are you tired of all those sissy,
mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that
really speaks to true friendship! 
1. When you are sad,
...I will get you
drunk and will help you plot revenge against
the sorry bastard 
who made you sad.
2. When you are blue,
...I'll try to dislodge whatever is
choking you. 
3. When you smile,
........I'll know you finally got
laid.
4. When you are scared,
...I will
rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you
are worried, 
...I will tell you
horrible stories about how
much worse
it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you
are confused, 
...I will use little words to
explain.
7. When you are
sick, 
...stay away from me until you're
well again. 
I don't want whatever
you have.
8. When you
fall, ....I will point and laugh 
at your
clumsy 
ass.
This is my
oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my
friend!
Send this to ten of your closest
friends and get depressed because you can only think of
two,
and one
of them is not speaking to you right now
anyway.
Remember:
A friend
will help you move.
A really
good friend will help you move a
body.
Let me know
if I ever need to bring a shovel