From: Donna and Lance [dimpld@earthlink.net]
Sent: Thursday, October 27, 2005 9:07 PM
To: Donna Shafer; Wendy L Secrist; Phil Polley; Phyllis Mundell; Marilyn
McKibbin; Cindy McGill; Steve & Judy Kinder; Barbara Hines; John &
Dianne Bailey
Subject: Fw: Sheets

<DIMPLD@EARTHLINK.NET>
Sent: Thursday, October 27, 2005 9:38 AM
Subject: Sheets



Subject: FW: Sheets




>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.  Upon making

>several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
>episode was another and stayed put.  He suddenly filled his bed with 
>diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.  In

>a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
>sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.  He
>started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get

>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
>tangled pile at his feet.
>
>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
>sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), 
>and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the 
>heck is going on here?"
>
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit
>out of a ghost."
>
>
>
>Happy Halloween
>
>
>
>

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