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                Error Messages Seen on a Computer Screen Near You

  * Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

  * REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe ... REALITY.SYS
    Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe ... Press Esc key to reboot
    Universe, or any other key to continue...

  * REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

  * USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

  * Volume in Drive C:  TOO_LOUD!

  * Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

  * Virus detected!  P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

  * signature not found!  reformat hard drive? [Yn]

  * Backup not found!  A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

  * Spellchecker not found.  Press -- to continue ...

  * A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

  * A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

  * A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

  * A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

  * Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

  * Bad command or file name.  Go stand in the corner.

  * Close your eyes and press escape three times.

  * DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

  * Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

  * APATHY ERROR:  Don't bother striking any key.

  * ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

  * Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

  * COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

  * BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

  * Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

  * C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

  * Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

  * C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  * CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

  * SENILE.COM found . . . Out of Memory . . .

  * Press {CTRL}-{ALT}-{DEL} to continue ...

  * Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

  * Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

  * Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

  * Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

  * Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

  * Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

  * Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

  * Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

  * Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

  * Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

  * Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

  * REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

  * Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

  * Hit any user to continue.

  * 593:Keyboard Error - Keyboard Not Found.  Press any key to continue.

  * Your application has reported a "Not My Fault" in module KRNL.EXE in line
    0200:103F.

  * Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

  * Logic Error: Clinton.SYS - Truth Table Missing

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Created May 1, 1996
Last updated November 5, 1996
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