From: ladorne borrego [annborrego63@yahoo.com] Sent: Monday, October 31, 2005 1:02 PM To: Andrea Ware; Tina Adams; wendy secrist; Robert Borrego; bikerider3@netzero.net Marvin; cemjlm@bellsouth.net; Douglas Peterson; joe or laura dawn glasgow; Thelma Daniels; Frances Martin; Tecla Fuller; Igraine Pusa; Jeff Tonya Whitmore; Kevin LaFlam; Tina Lewis; steve martin Subject: Nun and a Soldier Roy Sue wrote: Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:16:36 -0800 (PST) From: Roy Sue Subject: Fwd: Nun and a Soldier To: MOM , chris and karen randall , Tom Jessica , anne , aunt Joann , Bob and Teri , Ann Borrego , Cathty , joe farnham , Linda Hurlbut , Joe & Debbie Note: forwarded message attached. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yahoo! FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click. From: BKnig9@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:00:41 EDT Subject: Fwd: Nun and a Soldier To: roy_n_sue@yahoo.com From: LewisWelsh15@aol.com Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:35:49 EDT Subject: Fwd: Nun and a Soldier To: BKnig9@aol.com, Bpbryant36@aol.com, countrygirl8218@yahoo.com, Eeyorewe@aol.com, elewis_34_1999@yahoo.com, ewelsh1013@comcast.net, Hankshoney@aol.com, KBHKLH@aol.com, ready_for_now@yahoo.com, stclair2ray@yahoo.com, taosenchantment@netzero.net From: "Larry" To: "Andy" CC: "Vickie" , "Terry" , "Sandy" , "Sandi" , "Pat" , "Mike" , "Kitty" , "Henny" , "George" , "dorraine" , "Donna" , "Delorose" , "Danny" Subject: Nun and a Soldier Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 14:32:02 -0500 Way to funny.................... The Nun and the Soldier A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beaut iful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click.