FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD.
HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER
SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE
PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD,
PART STUPID
DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED.
SPEAKS GERMAN.
FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS
LIKE A RAT.
BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE A
REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --
$850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY
USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER
BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR
SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY
USED,
CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS -
LARGEST SELECTION EVER -
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE
IT!"
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GEORGIA
PEACHES,
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents
lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER
OPENED - USED ONCE.
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TIRED OF
WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE
HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER
HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS
& BOX SPRINGS -
$175.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL
WASHER & DRYER
$300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER
PREPARES FOR
AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY
SHAPERS TONING SALON.
FREE COFFEE &
DONUTS.
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AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR
SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. $1,000.00
or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last
month..
Wife knows everything