From: wendy secrist [angelws82@yahoo.com] Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2005 3:22 PM To: david holding; keith lawrence; terri limburg; danny pinkerton; rhonda tinkey; tomaspic@aol.com; maggie bishop; ann borrego; cindy; dimpld@earthlink.net; flutterdee@yahoo.com Subject: dog in heat... very funny >Subject: Fw: Dog in Heat > > > > > >A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around >the block?" > >Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." > >"What's that mean?" asked the child. > >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." > >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a >walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and >to come to you." > >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." > >He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside >with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep >Belle on the leash and only go one time ro und the block." > >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the >leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" > >(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! ) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so > > >another dog is pushing her home." > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.344 / Virus Database: 267.12.4/143 - Release Date: 10/19/2005