Subject: How to get ahead:


                               
                              From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes 
                              like this: 

                              What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE 
                              than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say 
                              they are giving more than 100%? We have all been 
                              to those meetings where someone wants you to give 
                              over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 
                              100% in life? 

                              Here's a little mathematical formula that might 
                              help you answer these questions: 

                              If: 
                              A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y 
                              Z is represented as: 
                              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 
                              21 22 23 24 25 26. 

                              Then: 

                              H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
                              8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 



                              and 


                              K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
                              11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

                              But, 

                              A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
                              1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

                              And, 

                              B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
                              2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =! 103% 

                              AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 

                              A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
                              1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

                              So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty 
                              that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you 
                              close, and Attitude will g! et you there, it's the 
                              BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over 
                              the top. 





                               





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