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>   1.  A FEW CLOWNS SHORT OF A CIRCUS
>   2.  A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL
>   3. AN EXPERIMENT IN ARTIFICIAL STUPID
>   4. A FEW BEERS SHORT OF A SIX PACK
>   5. DUMBER THAN A BOX OF HAIR
>   6. A FEW PEAS SHORT OF A CASSEROLE
>   7. DOESN'T HAVE ALL HIS CORNFLAKES IN ONE BOX
>   8. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD
>   9. ONE FROOT LOOP SHY OF A BOWL
> 10. ONE TACO SHORT OF A COMBO PLATE
> 11. A FEW FEATHERS SHORT OF A WHOLE DUCK
> 12. ALL FOAM NO BEER
> 13. THE CHEESE SLID OFF THE CRACKERS
> 14. BODY BY FISHER, BRAINS BY MATTEL
> 15. HAS AN I.Q. OF 2 AND IT TAKES 3 GRUNTS
> 16. WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE DUMBER THAN THEY APPEAR
> 17. COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT WITH INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE HEEL
> 18. HE FELL OUT OF THE STUPID TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY
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> 19. AN INTELLECT RIVALED ONLY BY GARDEN TOOLS
> 20. AS SMART AS BAIT
> 21. CHIMNEY'S CLOGGED
> 22. DOESN'T HAVE ALL HIS DOGS ON A LEASH
> 23. DOESN'T KNOW MUCH BUT LEADS THE LEAGUE IN NOSTRIL HAIRS
> 24. ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO TO THE TOP FLOOR
> 25. FORGOT TO PAY HIS BRAIN BILL
> 26. HER SEWING MACHINE'S OUT OF THREAD
> 27. HIS ANTENNA DOESN'T PICK UP ALL THE CHANNELS
> 28. HIS BELT DOESN'T GO THROUGH ALL THE LOOPS
> 29. IF HE HAD ANOTHER BRAIN IT WOULD BE LONELY
> 30. MISSING A FEW BUTTONS ON HIS REMOTE CONTROL
> 31. NO GRAIN IN THE SILO
> 32. PROOF THAT EVOLUTION CAN GO REVERSE
> 33. RECEIVER IS OFF THE HOOK
> 34. SEVERAL NUTS SHORT OF A FULL POUCH
> 35. SKYLIGHT LEAKS A LITTLE
> 36. SLINKY'S KINKED
> 37. SURFING IN NEBRASKA
> 38. TOO MUCH YARDAGE BETWEEN THE GOAL POST
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